Friday, December 26, 2003

Revelation

Instead of finding a good wife to build a good life, how about leading a good life to find a good wife? Sounds stupid I know.

Saturday, December 13, 2003

What is Hope?

Hope is trying to use a Pogo Stick to stay afloat in a swimming pool.

Sunday, November 02, 2003

Went up to western this weekend, checked out an aepi Halloween party. It was a fun party but I can't really enjoy those things anymore, too much going on inside my head to be able to shut up and have a good time. The car ride back was traitorous, fucking rain storm '03 and we're caught in the middle of it. Now it's back to the grind, but it was a good little vacation.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Classic pickup line that needs to be spoken on film: "What's your gender?"
Also, the classic fat girl scene: powders her nose with a jelly donut, then pokes a hole and smears jelly on her lips like it's lipstick. Finally, eats what's left and leaves the bathroom to join the party.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

Idea for movie opening: We see a young guy get up from bed and go through his daily routine, the catch is we hear the commercials theme songs of each product he uses before he gets in his car (which also has a catchy song from a commercial like Born To Be Alive).

Thursday, September 11, 2003

Welcome to my new blog! I wonder if anyone will bother reading it?